Brothers' Profiles

 

Elijah Corley

Coordinator, Web Master, Sys Manager  He can airmail the ball, but most of the time doesn't put the right address on it.

Geary Newhouse

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Charles Wilson

Commissioner, Score Entry

If I hit it right, it's a slice...If I hit it left, it's a hook...If I hit it straight, it's a miracle.

Charlie Tillotson

Spent most of my life golfing...the rest just wasted.

Cornell Gaten

Starter, Score Entry

Master of the "Dip and Flip". Can get up and down in four over 90% of the time from 10 feet off the green.

Ron Goodwell

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Sam Brown

Treasurer

I just try to keep my balls clean and my putter covered.

 

David Hilliard

Photographer

My best score ever is 105, but I've only been playing 15 years.

Johnny Williams

Rules Co-Chairman

His golf game ain't bad; but if he grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

Ben Winchester

CEO, AllTech Systems, Inc. "is an excellent ball striker. Keeps ball in play." 

      -BFW

Monte Clay

He can hit a 2-acre fairway 10% of the time, & a 2-inch branch 90% of the time.

Mose Anderson

Hits the woods great, but has difficulty getting out of them.

Leon Briley

Says any game where a man 60 can beat a man 30 ain't no game.

 

Wayne Simon

 

 

Knows how to get the most distance out of shanks

Chet Servance

 

The best wood in his bag is the pencil.

Kevin Bass

I should have stuck to baseball. At least I didn't have to hit my foul balls again.

Eric Martin

His best shots are the practice swing and "Gimme Putts". May wish to consider bowling?

Porterfield Smith

Excellent lag putter...from three feet.

 

Reginald Trahan

Considers water sacred. Makes steady sacrificial gift of balls on all water holes.

Harold Odom

 

The older I get, the better I use to be.

Curtis Lucas

 Spiritual Advisor

May your ball always lie in green pastures ... and never in still waters.

PK Harris

Hits long, putts crooked, wilts under pressure.

 

Nay Robinson

If he gripped a knife and fork like he grips his clubs, he'd starve to death.

Nolen Landry

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Charles Robinson

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Charles Hebert

Golf is an easy game...it's just hard to play.

Ed Mohan

Take heart, no matter how badly you play, its always possible to get worse.

Byron Rimm

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Charlie Frazier

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Gerald Pratt

 

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

Paul Stiner

Most of the courses we play are so tough I lose 5 or 6 balls a round...at least 2 of them in the ball washers.re.

Steve Newsome

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Charles Stafford

 

Wishes he could play his normal game... just once.

Ron Holloway

Asked why he didn't hit an old ball after dumping several new ones in the water

replied, "I've never had an old ball."

Nate Johnson

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

Phillip Solari

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Dudley Stackhouse

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Fritz Greer

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Gerald Ellis

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Tyrone Greer

 

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Howard Ammons

When asked how retirement has affected his golf game; replied, "A lot more people beat me now."

Elliott Knotts

Developed Web Site

Plays this way too. My money's on him if we ever play at night.

Don Hill

"Short off the tee. leaves them short on the green, equals high hdcap. I Love This Game." -Don

Percy Brousard

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Alfred Vaughn

When I was a young man, I thought I was playing golf. Now that I am old and retired, golf is playing me.

Robert Griffin

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

James Ferguson

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Rico Lee

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Sam Aubrey

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Amos Sowell

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

JJoseph Stephens

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

Mike Brumfield

Paired with and burned so many times by Scrumps that he coined the phrase "Scrumperized"..

 

Damon Wilson

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Bill Cheatem

Handicapped by his name and his inability to count past  5. Says if you can't beat em... cheat em.

Jeroid Mays

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Wynn Dixon

 

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

Ira Gordon

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Ed Steverson

 

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Kevin Perkins

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

Conrad Simonds

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

Clyde Harper

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

 

Clarence Williams

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

 

AJ Brown

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

Ron Matthews

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Jeff Bonner

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Ernest Peeples

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Chris Criswell

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

David Tillotson

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Derrick Watson

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

Garlon Arnic

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

 

Kalvin Williams

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

Jorrick Battle

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

 

Luster Goodwin

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

 

Richard Jackson

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Rock Alfred

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

 

Gaylon Davenport

If he played golf the way he dresses, he would be a pro.

 

Marc Metze

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

Stephan Harris

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

 

 

Harvey Johnson

 

 

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Marcus Smith

 

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Norman Carter

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

Sol Holland

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

Charles Larry

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

Bill Johnson

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure

 

 

Steve Thompson

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

Amos House

 

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

Skip Harris

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure

 

Allen Madison

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

Derrick Perkins

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

Willie Dugas

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

Steve Hatcher

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

Al Spinks

My game is an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.

Carlon Parks

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

Bobby Merchant

His biggest problem is he stands too close to the ball... after he hits it.

Kevin Perkins

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

Richard Cook

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

Clayton Catchings

"Claims he can't hit a thing, but he sure likes to swing."

 

Bobby Tolan

Professional baseball hitting instructor; can show you how to take the correct stance on your fourth putt.

Daniel King

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.r

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Michael Starghill

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

 

Victor Ross

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Willie Brown

His game is so bad this year he had to have his ball retriever re-gripped !

Ed Bay

 

Ed has his own definition of the word G.O.L.F.: Getting Old and Living Fine!

Wesley Wilson

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Keith Warner

Isaac Hart

"Consistent, experienced, long, great insight into the game."

   -Fargo

Leon Briley, Jr.

Hits long, putts straight, wilts under pressure.

Sam Guess

"Bite sweetheart, suck back to the hole, I need to wash my balls, never up, never in." Is he really talking about golf ?

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